JUNO: On the Birds and Bees

maint on December 19th, 2007

JUNO's Jason Bateman asks Michael Cera his opinion on how best to explain the birds and the bees to his young child.

Comments

Anonymous | June 7th, 2008 21:43

Michael Cera is cute. Juno is a good movie. Ellen Page is good. MICHAEL IS CUTE!!!!!!

Anonymous | January 30th, 2008 11:43

Michael Cera, im in love with you. Marry me.
Caitlin

Anonymous | July 19th, 2009 15:37

yeah he is very sweet Cheyenne

Anonymous | December 20th, 2007 10:48

I don't know how to start...first i'll sell myself. hahaha
i'm 18, a pisces, extremely hillarious,intellectual, pretty much human, not average at all, and just plain amazing.
but my point is actually that my boyfriend and i have seen superbad in the theaters like 4 times, and he knows although i love the movie, i'm pretty much only going so i can see "evan" (aka michael cera.) he doesn't mind my near obsession with you, mr cera, but i do. i don't even know you. it's really terrible when the commercial for JUNO comes on and my face lights up and i say to myself something (outloud) along the lines of "please do me" mind you, i am hardly active in that arena. you'd have to know me to understand. idk what's going on with me! michael cera, you're lucky to be named michael...i happen to despise that name. therefore unfortunately i will not try very hard to meet you somehow. =[ but if you ever change you're name... expect to hear more from me. on a friends level, sadly =( as if you're dying to be more. as if you'll see this comment and be like "WOAH, THATS THE WOMAN FOR ME!" bahaha i'm not that insane. anyways,
this comment is hardly serious, but it is all true.
unfortunately...(for you)

-Yellow Bird

this is a clue to how to find me btw. bahahah im so lame, but seriously.

Anonymous | January 25th, 2008 06:07

Jason Bateman is the funniest man alive and Arrested Development was the funniest show ever. Too bad for the rest of us that they decided to take the show off the air! Michael Cera and Jason Bateman together were hysterical and what great chemistry.

I am praying for a movie or something!!!

Anonymous | February 12th, 2008 09:59

I'm just happy to see movie out there that shows just how smart and caring and sincere a birthmother is. And it's one of the few movies in which the adoption actually works out. Sure there are bumps, but if you've ever been involved in an adoption you know that each one is different and has it's own problems that have to be dealt with. I know that most people see this as a funny movie about a snarky pregnant teen, but i hope it prompts just a few young mother's to make the choice for adoption.

Anonymous | July 8th, 2009 14:19

ok to that guy that kept saying hella. you two shouldnt even be thinking about sex at 14!!! jeesh go play some videogames.

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Anonymous | July 10th, 2009 06:35

michael, after i do eugene hutz, i'll do u. and jason schwartzman. how about all three of u come over and we can have an orgy?

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Anonymous | December 20th, 2007 10:09

I LOVE YOU MICHAEL CERA

YOU AMAZING IM SUPPERBAD AND IM GOING TO SEE JUNO WHEN IT COMES OUT I PROMISE LOL

ALSO YOUR REALLY HOTT LOL

XOXO
KELSEY

Anonymous | December 20th, 2007 10:48

Jamie Lynn Spears should have prescreened this movie, Before doing anything...

That or the movie Skipped Parts... But I really hope this doesn't spur a rash of teen pregnancies across the country...

On the side note though. Juno does look like a really good movie.

Anonymous | December 20th, 2007 13:56

Dude, ok.
That chick two comments down is hella a stalker man.
I hella wanna see this movie with my girlfriend cause she's scared of getting pregnant if we have sex, we are both 14 & I think it would be cool to see this movie.

Plus that Michael Cera dude is pretty funny.

Anonymous | December 20th, 2007 14:04

ok to that guy that kept saying hella. you two shouldnt even be thinking about sex at 14!!! jeesh go play some videogames.

Anonymous | December 20th, 2007 14:15

lol i love how he says " i was 7!"

Anonymous | December 20th, 2007 14:53

"Yellow Bird" is all full of crazy

Anonymous | December 20th, 2007 15:32

lol he was holding his "child" by the hair with his fist! What a terrible father! :D

Anonymous | December 20th, 2007 17:05

lmfao, I love how they are like

Jason: We have a film coming out, dont we?

Michael: Juno

Jason: No, I dont know

LOVE IT!!! Those 2 crack me right the hell up!!

Anonymous | December 20th, 2007 20:18

i am not crazy, nor am i a stalker.
that comment was pure humorous, i am a comedian.
you're all just dull and stupid.

Anonymous | December 20th, 2007 20:49

I just wanted to say,
I loved you boys in Arrested Development.
You're just amazing together.

Also, Jason, you were amazing in Mr. Magoriums,
while Michael, you were amazing in Superbad.

I'm so excited for this movie,
I just wish you guys would have had soem scene's together.
:[

Anonymous | December 21st, 2007 12:42

hahahaha this is the best clip of all of them

Anonymous | December 22nd, 2007 00:41

Yellow Bird - u need help dear. you DESPISE the name Michael? alrighty then... I AM worried now about a burst teenage pregnancies, if this is an example of our 18 yr. old girls today... i'm 37/fem and have no kids, thank god. this is why i'd rather never reproduce...lol...hafta laugh about it...

-rikki

Anonymous | December 23rd, 2007 06:50

i love micheal cera!!!!! i want to marry you!!!!

Anonymous | December 22nd, 2007 08:10

rikki-

i think you underestimate the intelligence of 90% of teenage girls in the US. i highly doubt there will be a "burst" in baby makin' because of Juno.

unless, of course, you live in the bible belt or Utah. then, well, all bets are off.

-a minnesotan

Anonymous | December 22nd, 2007 09:43

yellow bird your my new hero

Anonymous | December 22nd, 2007 14:26

superdad, lol, i loved that movie [superbad] it rock!

and also, i love Michael Cera, he's hot. ^^

Anonymous | December 23rd, 2007 20:45

michael cera, i will have your baby.

michel kesterson | December 24th, 2007 16:15

even if they didn't have any scenes together... i'm glad jason and michael got to hang out and do videos.

www.michelandpercy.net

Anonymous | December 24th, 2007 17:48

Bateman is a truly hilarious individual! His dry, subtle humor cracks me right up! In Juno I loved Cera as Bleeker!

Anonymous | December 29th, 2007 18:44

Ha that was funny good answers

Anonymous | December 30th, 2007 16:43

as soon as jason bateman put his fist in the air and mimicked his child, I had a flashback. I was secretly hoping that he was start singing Franklin's song-

"It ain't easy being white,
It ain't easy being brown!"

-ck

Anonymous | December 30th, 2007 17:02

ohhh man they are freaking hilarious !

Anonymous | December 31st, 2007 23:59

oh my lord. jason bateman is hilarious, mike cera is hilarious. Both of them together is unbelievable. They are so funny.

Anonymous | December 25th, 2007 22:01

bring back arrested development.

Anonymous | December 26th, 2007 10:40

haha figure out how to blow a babby in a young girl, and happy feet lol

Anonymous | December 26th, 2007 10:48

michael, after i do eugene hutz, i'll do u. and jason schwartzman. how about all three of u come over and we can have an orgy?

Anonymous | December 26th, 2007 12:59

hahaha great guys!

Anonymous | December 26th, 2007 13:23

I LOVE MICHAEL CERA!!!! HES SO NERDY AND I DIG IT!!!! OMG!!!! I WANT TO DO HIM BADLY!! HAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY THEIR FUNNY AND CUTE!!!! LOL

Anonymous | December 27th, 2007 11:59

I love when Jason Bateman says "oh, bless your heart"...they're both great

Anonymous | December 27th, 2007 13:20

aww happy feet would be a great movie to explain to your kids about the birds and bees because thats all its about is mating and about finding your match lol but im sooo going to see juno when my theater shows it(january4th) i better get there fast so i can get a seat tho but im dieing for my theater to show it!!!!!!!!!i just think its going to be funny and a cute movie ["im already pregnant what other shinanagines can i get into?"]lol from the previews watch them and dont be dissing my movie its gunna be my #1 favorite move!!!
ohh and you shoudve ask the pregnant girl in this movie that question duh...

Anonymous | December 27th, 2007 13:43

OMG i love michael cera can we say sexy
he is nerdy and that makes him soooo adorably hottttttt
The best way to let your kids know about the "birds and the bees":
most of your kids pretty much already know about that stuff IF you tell them when they are close to puberty! so just slightly explain to them what basically goes on and ask if they have any questions and tell them "its ok ask whatever you want i won't get mad" and then fill in the blanks for them!!
:}

I love you Michael!!

byebye
Mrs. Cera

Anonymous | December 27th, 2007 19:41

MICHAL CERCA IS THE SEXIEST GUY EVER!

Anonymous | December 27th, 2007 22:24

There might be an Arrested Development movie, Jason Bateman went to one of the producers or creators with the idea.

Anonymous | December 28th, 2007 08:28

Dear "Mrs Cera"

What if your children ask you after the birds and the bees talk "Can I try?"

Anonymous | January 1st, 2008 07:12

funny! so funny! Mical, where have I come frum? potty mouth! Juno.

Anonymous | January 7th, 2008 10:06

I LOVE ......... THIS MOVIE !GO SEE IT!

Anonymous | January 7th, 2008 10:08

J
U
N
O
!
!IS
! THE
BEST
MOVIE
EVER!
IT SOO FUNNY AND CUTE!

Anonymous | January 12th, 2008 20:30

omfg, Juno.
It is seriously the best movie I have ever seen.
No joke.
It is so hilarious.
Then at the end it gets kinda sadlike..
I cried.
But it's extremely greattt.

Anonymous | February 13th, 2008 11:56

haha
superbad was infact super bad
Michael curses almost in every sentence he says
but thats why we love him

"juno"
no i dont know
(:

Anonymous | January 1st, 2008 19:05

LOL.

Anonymous | January 1st, 2008 20:22

I like the way Jason has to specify that it is NOT a fake daughter.

Anonymous | January 3rd, 2008 13:35

I miss Arrested Development.
Alot.