JUNO: On Their Favorite Lines In the Film
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JUNO screenwriter Diablo Cody and actress Ellen Page talk about some of their favorite lines from the film.

Such a great movie;

I mean, really. I was dying to see it for the longest time, and in no way was i disspointed. I was actually shocked by how great it was. It was better then I expected. The sript was ah-mazing. But, there is one thing i want to know, where can i get one of those hamburger phones? "lol"

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Sixteen year-old Juno MacGuff is the type of girl that beats to her own drummer, and doesn't really care what others may think of her. She learns that she's pregnant from a one-time sexual encounter with her best friend, Paulie Bleeker.

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There is a Korean film by the same name, which also features a young girl who ... There were also some great moments, and great lines. I like when Juno tells the ... The other characters and their stories are amazing.

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bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!! tis movie is so ow ow fuckity ow funny dudes.
and these are my favorite lines:
-jeez banana! shut your freakin gob okay!
-i am forshizz up the spout.
-blaaaaaaaa i am krackin from the sea!
-all you you've got in your stomach is taco bell.
-i'm going to punch him in the wiener.

love this movie! its flippin awesome! :)

Nah, I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shananigans could I get into?-By me,Mia!

omg the movie so rock. it was laid back, and jus enjoyable. though it was a serious matter, Diablo relieve the tension through dark comedy. im writtin a eassy on it(ENG101 class)juno persona is not made up, i have a friend that sooo reminds me of juno. my fave part is when she suggest they place the baby and a basket n let it drif thir way. omg haliriousssssssssssssssssssssss.

simon is ugly :)

They call me the cautionary whale

"Nuh uh! 77!" "Whaaat?" "Punk volume number 1!" "You're crazy!" "You weren't there. You, couldn't understand the magic." " W- You weren't even ALIVE!"

Movie was muy fantastico, me amigas. Juno is an awesome character, and Ellen was an awesome actor. Yea, sure, teens ARENT really that cold or crass, but why look into it too much? Why not just enjoy a great movie? Thats my motto_ never check the teeth/gums of a free horse!

...-Whoa, check out baby BIGHEAD! Dude tht thing is FREAKY!
-Hey, I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you have in your stomach is Taco Bell!...

...-No no no, they're the adoptive parents.
-Oh. Well, thank goodness for that.
Awkward silence.
-What's THAT supposed to mean?
-I... just see alot of teenage mothers come through here, it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in.
-Wait a sec, how do you know that I'm so POISONOUS? I mean,what if those parents turn out to be evil molesters?
-Or stage parents?
-They could be utterly negligent! They might do a far shittier job at raising a baby than my dumb-ass stepdaughter would!! Had you considered that?
-No, i guess i hadn't. ...

-...She's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed!...

-..."I just drank my WEIGHT in sunny D and I gotta go pronto!"...

-..." That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This's noe doodle that can't be undid, home skillet."...

-..."Which manuever, sir? The one where I moved an entire living room set from one lawn to the other,or.. The one where I downed an entire 64oz blue slushie in ten mintues?"...

-..."There was some blue shit- i mean stuff- gunk in there this morning."

-..."Gonna kick yer little monkey BUTT!"...

-..."Ahhh... Yea? Ahaha. I'm due on May 4th"...

What exactly ARE Bacoes, anyway?? :((((( Does she means Bacon?

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there bits of bacon smart ass!!!!!

I agree. noone says Fo Shiz, and all that othre stupid stuff, and it was like, what a bitch she is to everyone, she never even cared that she had a bun in the oven, man, but still I can safely say that it was an overall good movie, and while I have criticism, I would definitely recommend it to my closest friends and family members. But she was sixteen. She would NOT get all those references to EVERY obscure punk band that was even mediocre from 1960-2000. It was a bit ridiculous, but still, not trying to offend. It WAS a good movie, just laking a bit of realisticity, causing less accountability.

Soundtrack was great. Cat Power and Kimya Dawson are great, not to mention Sonic Youth, and it was interesting to find some new bands, like Velvet underground. Although it seems like They could have found a place for some Jeff Buckley, or They Might Be Giants.

Teeagers do not talk like they do in that movie. The dialogue will be the downfall of the whole movie. Not only the obvios slang, but all of Ellen's lines are one liners. She is bitingly sarcastic, almost hateful, to everyone for no particular reason, people who she loves. She has no believable emotions or responses to anything. She is pregnant. oh darn. Guess I will just get an abortion. owell. Great storyline, great acting, fantastic soundtrack, but it is obviously a mid-thirties woman trying to portray a teenage girl, but failing.

Okay, no one talks like that. But thats not the point of the movie. They obviously didnt use normal dialouge for a reason. The one liners make the movie what it is. It was a great movie. Best teen pregnancy movie in a long time. KUDOS!!!!

...Condoms, that look like grape suckers... And just babblin away about her friggin boyfriends pie- balls!"-Juno

"OOoohh Yum!"-Leah

For once, a movie that actually shows how a real teenager would handle an adult situation, not how an adult would, or how an overly exaggerated teen stereotype who would get scared and cry and shakingly smoke ciggarettes and booze away thier worries would handle it. Real teens aren't as stupid as they come off as in other movies! Bravo, Diablo, Ellen, everyone! And teens DO Curse, but not nervously or constantly. The script was ingeniously subtle and insightful. And in a real situation, things like that would make a person have to mature all at once. After you become somebody's mother, you can't afford to be selfish and lazy and careless. Because another human being's life rests on your stomach. Cheers to great acting, beautifal portrayal of teen mistakes!

That is just so funny!Because you have to be jokeing.By the way, how many times do you have to make such stupid jokes like that?I mean,Serverus Snape from Harry Potter,Harry and Snape are bothe hott so they should BOTH wear Condoms!

i agree!

Excelente!, From Mexico City. This is one of the best films I´ve ever seen, It´s going to be a classic!.

The best lines are:

"I´m already pregnant so, what kind of others shanannigans I could get into?"- Juno

"..sweet, screaming, pooping life"

"whoa, dream big"

"Phuket, Thailand!"

"i have heartburn that's radiating in my knees and i haven't had a dump since like... wednesday"

"i think kids get bored and they have intercourse"

"did you see that coming"
"yeah, but i was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs"

"so you're in your 2nd trimester"
"ahhh yeah apparently i'm due in my 4th"

"can't we just kick this like old school"

there are so many great lines in this movie, it's hard to name them all but here's a few that i think are fo shizz chromomagnificent

by the way your little girlfriend gave me the "stink eye" in art class yesterday! first of all shes not my girlfriend and i doubt she gave you the "stink eye" That's just the way her face looks.

Juno is the best movie of all the time!!!!!!Love it love it love it

UK They supported me through the wildest time in my career," says Diablo Cody, who won an Oscar for Juno

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I love this movie! I like this line

Juno: "I am fo-shizz" i giggled when i heared Juno say that and i like this line

Juno: "OW! OW! FUCKITY OW!"

and this one

Juno: "Jeez Bannana! Just shut your freakin gob!"

and last but not least

Juno: "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....I AM A KRACKING FROM THE SEA!"

Sue-Shin : " I heard that was you"

Juno: "well....Nice seeing ya"

Juno: Your shorts are especially yellow today
Bleeker: My mom uses color safe bleach
Juno: Go Carol

I have the dvd the bloopers are fucking hilarious. They spent like 20 takes on the part where juno asks the couple why they won't throw them a babyshower. Ahahaha.

Wanna know how u can tell.... r yur nipples brown??

hehehehe

toddlers cant ice skate!!!!
No they cant

this movie was so friggen awesome

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Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

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a favorite line (of many) was
"whats the diagnosis fertle mertyl? minus or plus?"
"i don't know, it's not seasoned yet"

and "There it is... that little pink plus sign is so unholy..."

and i love when Juno is all "i need to pee like seabiscut" and then Vanessa is trying to tell her where the bathroom is and Juno is all "yeah, right. room with the toliet"

"if i could just have the thing and give it to you now, i totally would. But i'm guessing it looks probably like a seamonkey right now. We should let it get a little cutier!"

and when Vanessa keeps saying her name Juno is all "it's Vanessa. Right?"

Freaking amazing movie. except Vanessa's hubby is such a prick!!!

okay so this was the upmost amazing movie of all time... i love the line

"Should'a gone to China. You know? Cus I hear they give away babies like free ipods. You know they pretty much put them in those t-shirt guns. Shoot them out at sporting events..." -Juno

and the "geeze banana shut your freaking gob okay?!" -Juno

and not to mention, bleeker is a total babe!!!

chromomagnificent!!!!!!!
this movie was freakin AWESOME!!!!!! i totally got the soundtrack,want juno as a best friend and bought like thirty things of orange tic tacs...working on the t-shirts!!!!!

I wanna know where to get those shades Juno's wearing on the park bench! Somebody help!

juno was a fantastic movie.......the songs were touching and random however they described a sence of meaning throughout the film, I truely love this comedy that had a twist of dramatic romance. It reminded me of the Neopolean Dynamite movie that was full of random, and optimistic lines that kept everyone rolling, on the hand this film contained a lesson to those who have never imagined what that kind of life would be like. In all conclusions I would definitly have to say that the writers of Juno are absolutly amazing no questions asked, also the actors made this film something else. I hope there are more movies in the future that could really give and exact meaning like this one however nothing can top this film! Ellen Page played the roll of an important character who has become an outlet for teens who are in the same position.....and at the same time this movie made a family night into a laugh untill you cry, cry untill you laugh endless night!!!

I'm never really crazy about movies but Juno some how made me a movie groupie. LOL I love the movie, soundtrack, and the shirts! Juno was so funny.

I'm lovin' it!=D
try to watch it kaycee!it rocks!\m/,

this was the funniest movie i've seen in 12 years! my favorite line is... "they pretty much put babies in those t-shirt guns, and shoot them out at sportig events!" lol hilarious!

The song that played is called "Once I Loved" by Astrud Gilberto. It's an amazing tune that tugs my goddamned heart strings every time.

i love this movie! that wuz like, the best like that ellen page said!!!!

Assolutamente uno dei migliori film che io abbia mai visto !!!

Juno was the coolest movie ever it was the best ever and the soundtrack rocked That's no etch a sketch... that's one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet,I'm a creakin'from the sea. yeah JUNO totally rox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg ellens fave line is so funny...is diablo her reel name cuzz dat meens devil in spanish juss sayin...best films the films festival, movies dvd the films festival, movies fill the films festival, reviews films the films festival, upps reviews the films festival, van star films, beest van star films, cool van star films, mashin van star films, movie van star films

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"Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, thanks a heap coyote ugly, this cactus-gram stinks even worse than your abandonment.”

Looking for the conversation between Juno and her father when she wonders if two people can really stay together and in love and how do you know .... anyone??

Hi, My name is Mya from the Philippines..

Oh I love that Wayfare... I love this movie, It reminds me of my sister..
I love the songs in this movie too.

Oh I love that Wayfare... I love this movie, It reminds me of my sister..
I love the songs in this movie too.

Being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscut.

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