Chris Rock Copulation Cop-Outs
Chris Rock lists the Top 10 excuses women use to avoid sex.
this movie looks hilarious. i love chris rock. and for all y'all hatin on it... remember ITS ONLY A MOVIE. furreal. its entertainment. dont take it so personally.
For the young lady whose comment started out with "Ladies take care of your man...." Get a little self-respect for yourself and then maybe you will not feel so proud to be a leftover, or better yet, a quick cheap lay.
Women have known that you sexually care for your man. But what about the women who is sick with cancer, or some other debilitating illness.
You are probably single, with a house full of children and possible baby-daddies. You definitely are not a wife, and at the rate you are going you will never be one. You know what the saying says, "Why buy the cows, when Hoes will freely give their milk away for free." Continue to be the piece that you have already been for many men.
I just hope you don't have a daughter, because if you do, she is watching you and likely to follow in your footsteps. If you are lucky in your eyes, you and her can hop the streets together.
How can I stop cheating? I have been trying but I just can't stop...I love women sooo much but I am tired of hurting my girlfriends...any suggestions?
Can't wait to watch the movie...
i have been married for 30 years and i just want to say to u young people get the good stuff not the old beat up stuff i regret waiting till i was 40 to have sex but if i could do it over again i would have had sex at 16 cus thats when the girls have the good stuff
trust me
"CHRIS ROCK is sending the wrong message to everyone about what marriage is and it makes me angry....marriage is something serious and something to be treasured ."
Blahblahblahbla---you little underage turd---wtf are you doing ? The only relationship to your credit is that you haven't paid your own way yet in life....let me give you the news--relationships are about GIVERS and TAKERS. The majority of it is controlled by TAKERS!
Spare the crap and romanticizing---the truth is that marriage is a manipulative contract, nothing more---LOL!
"A marriage or relationship is about making each other happy."
Now what fucking fairy tale fantasy did you get that from?
I tell you what---I turn down Plutonium REGULARLY---especially since the wife is on the reproductive warpath....the last thing I need is a 20 year, non-negotiable (no time off for good behavior) sentence---you catch my drift!
Wow. I am 24 year old black male that is currently involved. I could see myself marrying my lady. She is beautiful, smart, goal-oriented and career minded. There is a large age difference. She is 33. (9) years. I tend to want sex way MORE than she does. Is it because I am young and full of *um? Is it because I'm strongly attracted to her and I love every inch of her body? Whatever the case, she is not "in the mood" as much as I am. I'm not asking for everyday. But every 2-3 days would hold me over and keep me content.
I've read every single post in here and I believe with that one person's comment. What you did to GET THAT MAN, you need to do twice as much to KEEP THAT MAN. And that same rule applies to the fellas. Dont' STOP doing what you did early in the relationship or in the dating phase.
Another person said, if you dont sex your man at home, he will get it else where, because what our woman wont do....another woman will. THAT, is so true. Dont deny sexy and withhold the *ussy because of a bs reason. If you dont want to, just SAY YOU DONT WANT TO. Dont make an excuse, or lie. C'mon now. I love sex. I love my woman. A marriage or relationship is about making each other happy. So...if that's the case, if sex or making love at that time is going to make your partner happy, then it shouldn't be too much trouble to fulfill that desire for him/her. Anybody else feel me????
~Leon~
You know, the older I get, the more I realize that a lot of married women are just so full of shit, it's incredible. I've got close to 20 years of marriage under my belt to my high school sweetheart, and if I get sex more than once a month, it must be a month with two full moons. SEX IS NOT A REWARD LADIES. I don't want to have to sing for my supper - just put it on the table and let's get down...
the movie is not in the theatre's yet and it already causing hilarous drama. this one i can't wait to see. yo chris keep doing your thing Mr. Rock!
I think we should all reserve our judgment on the Movie until we see it. Although Cris makes us laugh about a serious subject, Im sure this film will also make us think about the some of the important things in our lives. Laughter is the gift that makes this somtimes cruel world more easy to bear.
Seems like a lot a people have big time issues. I am sorry to hear that a 17 year old girl is perplexed and so concerned and angry about something that she may or may not have to deal with in the future. Lighten up Girl! With all that wisdom, you'll know exactly what to do if you are presented with infidelity.
And the statement begining with "Once you realize the Man you thought you were marrying", that was right on.., but we have to work on our relationships and make them better when we see issues pop up.
I am ALL OVER THIS MOVIE!!! Man, Chris Rock is so accurate in a funny, no, hysterical way. And btw, this does happen in marriages (especially after having kids). I remember my wife (to whom I am very much in love and still find hot after ten years) calling me and suggesting we do things that would make Hugh Hefner blush. Now, I'd be lucky to get it twice a month!!! She does make damn good guacamole, though.
ladies that shut down sex at home will be cheated on, end of story!!!!!!!
reality is reality, and no every man does not have to go through what the movie is about. However when men do go through it is not a good feeling. Last night I rolled over to touch my wife, she was like no! that's cold! for marriage unless there is some serious illness in the house. It is a destructive pattern to deny your spouse sexual pleasures and it's ligitimate. Keep it real because when we woke up and the kids were off in school she still did not put out. Man what up wit" dat" "thare" Excurse #11 It don't have nothing to do with u I don't know what is the matter wit" me and sex.
16 years in the relationship and 8 years marriage, and it seems only to get worst.
Why Do Men Cheat? No Really, Why Do Men Cheat? By Marti Jennings and Annette Ekard. To all the men who wonder why they find themselves looking at other women when they have a hell of a woman at home... read this book! It keeps it real and isn't a male bashing book either. It seems to address some of the very things that might be in Chris Rock's movie. I found it on www.takingflightpublishing.com I think what these two ladies wrote makes a point and gave me a better understanding of myself. I can't wait to see Rock's movie.
Signed,
Not a Dog
Chris never fails to amaze me. I think he hit the nail on the head with this one. Rock on Chris!
Yes it's only a movie.
That's why movies are called entertainment. Our lives should not be based
on a movie. All movies won't have a serious message. I bet the same folks
who are complaining about chris in this movie had no problem with denzel
washington cheating on his wife in the movie out of time simply because
denzel is mr.hollywood. Remember chris is a comedian first. His idea of being
in the business is to make people laugh and he has been doing just that
for a long time.
Get real! It's only a movie. We need to stop looking @ movies and basing our lives on them. Chris is a great actor. U rock Chris Rock. I can't wait to see the movie, on senior' Wed. (oops! am I'm hinting about my age?)
CHRIS ROCK is sending the wrong message to everyone about what marriage is and it makes me angry....marriage is something serious and something to be treasured . Marriage is something you have to be MATURE for..as chris rock is not. The truth is that there are temptations...i will give chris that but true love never gives in to temptation...NEVER. Unless u know u aint gone give in to temptation...YOU DON'T NEED TO GET MARRIED OR BE WITH ANYONE AT ALL. Chris doesn't show the side that's bad. He doesn't show what it's like to get aids or an std from the person he cheated with. ?????????? WHAT ABOUT THAT? This movie is just giving a person another excuse to cheat on their wives or husbands. I wonder how the men would react if it showed the temptations of the wife???? THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR TRYING TO PROVE A POINT CHRIS...YOU AINT DOIN A GOOD JOB OF IT!!!!!!! PLUS YOUR SUBJECT DOESN'T EVEN STAY ON IT'S SUBJECT...THE REAL MESSAGE IS TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE!!!!! NO AN EXCUSE TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE. P.S THIS IS COMING FROM A 17 YEAR OLD...HOW SAD.:(
Like always Chris tells it like it is...you have to admire that, i'm a woman and I know I handles mine, but not all women do and hey regardless of if you do or don't a guy's eyes will wonder, but if you putting it down they will only wonder not take action!!!
I love my now husband, who yes had all the ass in the world at home and yet still went and got a piece somewhere else. Men I am telling you, women are tired of being walked on and never once shown how sorry you (are). Just remember this in a nut shell, once you hurt and make me cry, I am steadily building up a fence, and then you will be like Brian McKnight, Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda. Its gone and thanks for making us strong. That is how we get our stuff together and leave you hanging, bye bye oh, yea, you have said this, sorry and I will see the movie
Okay, I think this is just little eyeopener and reinforcements of how men really are! thanks Mr. Chris rock!
i haven't seen it yet,but guess what i can't wait and whomEVER said this man isn't funny don't know what the hell funny is
Classic
Show me tho most betiful woman in the world and I'll show you a man whose tired of sleeping with her...
Wiki
Ladies...take care of your man and stop using sex as your weapon...b/c trust and believe me when I tell you, they do get tired of begging and all the things you won't do...the next woman will be happy to. The number one excuse I've heard men say their wives use..."I have gained too much weight. I don't feel pretty or sexy anymore. I feel too fat." Ladies stop making excuses and make love to your men...or a sista like me will. Betta believe it!
I love that Chris made this movie...ladies you'd betta listen up. Can't wait to see this.
Once you realize the man you THouGhT you were marrying, is not that man, and who he truly is the passion sometimes fades. I never thought I would feel the way I do about sex. NEVER. As much as I had the apetite for sex, I thought people were crazy for not wanting to do it alot once married. But, bills, babies, and reality can certainly stash that passion. And, let me also say that once a man has cheated, it's hard to imagine doing most if not certain sexual acts with him again. I could probably tolerate sex again, but I'm not sure how free I would be with my emotions. That affects the entire experience. Unfortunately, to open up your emotions with sex - even with your husband means vulnerability. I could probably do him, but I don't see me ever letting him inside my soul as I did before. Sad right? But true.
after five kids and fourteen years im lucky if i see her without a bra
naked is a dirty word / thanks chris
So Chris makes a movie about what damn near every man goes thru and women get mad cause its tuirthful!!! wow! Listen i've been married for 4 years now and my wife thinks i,m the sexiest man on earth! I model for major clothing lines and I have women in my face all day long... I consistantly turn them down to go back home to my wife, whom i can't even sleep next to because "one of the kids might wake up!" They're rooms are down the hall way of this big ass house we live in!!! lol
IT IS WHAT IT IS!!!
THANK YOU CHRIS AND CK LEWIS FOR BEING HONEST!!!
wow wow, this guy is not funny but crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
cant wait to see this movie. n...g leave the man ALONE:
Like my father told me...what ever you were doing to GET the MAN you better do twice as well to KEEP the MAN! This will be a girl's night out must see!!! Can't wait to see. Everybody in Macon Loves Chris!!!!!!!!!
the movie does look funny...but...can somebody make the same movie with the wife going through the same motions now that would be justice for the ladies!!!
Haven't seen it as yet but can't wait .It looks really interesting.
Chris not funny, oh lawwd! Hasen't everyone been checking him out????? Go head on Chris, but got to let you know not ALL wives are like that! Love you Chris!
can't wait to see Chris a very talented man I enjoy watching him it looks very funny.
probably the only time i'll ever hear pussy be compared to plutonium, hahaha