"Nuh uh! 77!" "Whaaat?" "Punk volume number 1!" "You're crazy!" "You weren't there. You, couldn't understand the magic." " W- You weren't even ALIVE!"
Movie was muy fantastico, me amigas. Juno is an awesome character, and Ellen was an awesome actor. Yea, sure, teens ARENT really that cold or crass, but why look into it too much? Why not just enjoy a great movie? Thats my motto_ never check the teeth/gums of a free horse!
...-Whoa, check out baby BIGHEAD! Dude tht thing is FREAKY!
-Hey, I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you have in your stomach is Taco Bell!...
...-No no no, they're the adoptive parents.
-Oh. Well, thank goodness for that.
Awkward silence.
-What's THAT supposed to mean?
-I... just see alot of teenage mothers come through here, it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in.
-Wait a sec, how do you know that I'm so POISONOUS? I mean,what if those parents turn out to be evil molesters?
-Or stage parents?
-They could be utterly negligent! They might do a far shittier job at raising a baby than my dumb-ass stepdaughter would!! Had you considered that?
-No, i guess i hadn't. ...
-...She's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed!...
-..."I just drank my WEIGHT in sunny D and I gotta go pronto!"...
-..." That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This's noe doodle that can't be undid, home skillet."...
-..."Which manuever, sir? The one where I moved an entire living room set from one lawn to the other,or.. The one where I downed an entire 64oz blue slushie in ten mintues?"...
-..."There was some blue shit- i mean stuff- gunk in there this morning."
"Nuh uh! 77!" "Whaaat?" "Punk volume number 1!" "You're crazy!" "You weren't there. You, couldn't understand the magic." " W- You weren't even ALIVE!"
Movie was muy fantastico, me amigas. Juno is an awesome character, and Ellen was an awesome actor. Yea, sure, teens ARENT really that cold or crass, but why look into it too much? Why not just enjoy a great movie? Thats my motto_ never check the teeth/gums of a free horse!
...-Whoa, check out baby BIGHEAD! Dude tht thing is FREAKY!
-Hey, I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you have in your stomach is Taco Bell!...
...-No no no, they're the adoptive parents.
-Oh. Well, thank goodness for that.
Awkward silence.
-What's THAT supposed to mean?
-I... just see alot of teenage mothers come through here, it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in.
-Wait a sec, how do you know that I'm so POISONOUS? I mean,what if those parents turn out to be evil molesters?
-Or stage parents?
-They could be utterly negligent! They might do a far shittier job at raising a baby than my dumb-ass stepdaughter would!! Had you considered that?
-No, i guess i hadn't. ...
-...She's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed!...
-..."I just drank my WEIGHT in sunny D and I gotta go pronto!"...
-..." That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This's noe doodle that can't be undid, home skillet."...
-..."Which manuever, sir? The one where I moved an entire living room set from one lawn to the other,or.. The one where I downed an entire 64oz blue slushie in ten mintues?"...
-..."There was some blue shit- i mean stuff- gunk in there this morning."
-..."Gonna kick yer little monkey BUTT!"...
-..."Ahhh... Yea? Ahaha. I'm due on May 4th"...