You know, the older I get, the more I realize that a lot of married women are just so full of shit, it's incredible. I've got close to 20 years of marriage under my belt to my high school sweetheart, and if I get sex more than once a month, it must be a month with two full moons. SEX IS NOT A REWARD LADIES. I don't want to have to sing for my supper - just put it on the table and let's get down...