Why are you people surfing the web at work (and even getting fired for it)? It's not an accident you know. And you aren't fooling anyone. When that email from 'NataXsha' shows up, why would you think it was that babe at the bar from three weeks ago? Forrest Gump said it best with "Stupid is as stupid does".
The only web surfing I ever did on the job was to keep bookmarking job ads for very menial and low paying positions.
Oddly, all those bookmarks were deleted every few days. I got them up to 1200 plus at one point. I even highlighted a job that involved catching turkeys for slaughter. Everything about the job sucked. Low pay, no benefits, it was seasonal, and you got to walk around in shit all day. I worked year-round, so turkey-catching wasn't an option. Someone apparently made it the default home page on our web browsers - oops - but luckily 'plausible deniability' is a term worth knowing.
And my mother says I have no sense of humour. She may be right.
Maybe if you can't set permissions on your computer, you should stick to work, and keep your sick, animal-***king habits to yourself (at home, out of sight of your gf). And yes, stop preaching to people about how wrong it is to ***k animals and to ***k dead people.
Most of us already know that. I think I read it in a Jack and Jill book one day. But I am not sure.
I definitely find a lot of humour in your lack of humour.
Those to whom this is not directed will know.
Now I get to do the captcha validation and hope my credit cards don't accidentally get cancelled.
Why are you people surfing the web at work (and even getting fired for it)? It's not an accident you know. And you aren't fooling anyone. When that email from 'NataXsha' shows up, why would you think it was that babe at the bar from three weeks ago? Forrest Gump said it best with "Stupid is as stupid does".
The only web surfing I ever did on the job was to keep bookmarking job ads for very menial and low paying positions.
Oddly, all those bookmarks were deleted every few days. I got them up to 1200 plus at one point. I even highlighted a job that involved catching turkeys for slaughter. Everything about the job sucked. Low pay, no benefits, it was seasonal, and you got to walk around in shit all day. I worked year-round, so turkey-catching wasn't an option. Someone apparently made it the default home page on our web browsers - oops - but luckily 'plausible deniability' is a term worth knowing.
And my mother says I have no sense of humour. She may be right.
Maybe if you can't set permissions on your computer, you should stick to work, and keep your sick, animal-***king habits to yourself (at home, out of sight of your gf). And yes, stop preaching to people about how wrong it is to ***k animals and to ***k dead people.
Most of us already know that. I think I read it in a Jack and Jill book one day. But I am not sure.
I definitely find a lot of humour in your lack of humour.
Those to whom this is not directed will know.
Now I get to do the captcha validation and hope my credit cards don't accidentally get cancelled.