When the not-so-fabulous MC of the Little Miss Sunshine pageant asks little Olive who she'd like to dedicate her talent act to:

FROM THE SCRIPT:

Olive:
"I want to dedicate this to my Grandpa, who helped me do this routine."

MC:
"That's sweet! Is he here? Where's your Grandpa right now?"

Olive:
"He's in the trunk of our car."

The MC doesn't know how to react.

...Pan the camera to the Hoovers, looks of horror frozen on their faces.

Go to "Favorite Thing #1: The Love of a Family."

Any1 want some candy?

If only we all had HALF of Olive's determination...and sheer cat crawling menace...we'd be much better off as a society!

the beauty pagent man was soo funny in a slightly freaky way.

yah it was so funny it made we want to peee my pants

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