POST GRAD: Top 20 Worst Things to Say
Or Do In a Job Interview

Alexis Bledel's character in POST GRAD could have used a list of suggested things NOT to say or do while interviewing for her first job. Have your own not-so-serious tips? Then add them to the list in the comments box below!

20. "Sometimes I feel like smashing things."

19. "If you hire me, you'd better get your own resume up to date." 

18. "I know who is responsible for most of my troubles."

17. "My legs are really hairy." 

16. "I'm bi-lingual in three languages." 

15. Asked about your personal interests: "Donating blood."

14. Asked what person you'd most like to meet, living or dead: "The living one."

13. Asked where you see yourself in three years: "Paris."

12. You take off your shoe and sock to apply medicated powder, explaining that you have to use it four times a day and "This is the time."

11. Flush the toilet during a phone interview.

10. Asked what your ideal job is: "A beer taster at a strip joint."

9. For an emergency contact number write "911."

8. Asked about past accomplishments, you tell them you're writing a short novel. If they clarify that they're seeking a work-related answer, say, "I wrote it at work."

7. If asked what your greatest weakness is: "Kryptonite."

6. On the line in the application asking "Sex" write "Occasionally."

5. Measure your past experience in dog years.

4. Ask for a cup of water, swish it around in your mouth and spit into the nearest potted plant.

3. If you can't find dark socks to go with your suit, color in your ankles with a black felt-tip marker.

2. Asked for your business card, make a face and say "But I don't have many."

1. During an exit interview, say "I'm quitting. Recognize that."