"You Touched My Woo Woo!"
So says an elderly woman to CHOKE's Victor Mancini at the hospice where his mother is staying. (And no, he did not touch her woo woo.)
So that got us thinking...
What nicknames do YOU have for a man's or woman's privates?
Here are some other people's answers to that question which we gleaned from the Internets. Answers remain anon!
- Mr. Happy
- Tiny Tim
- Bacon and eggs (Ha!)
- Captain Fantastic (Or sometimes just "The Captain")
- Godzilla
- William the Conqueror
- Slick Willy
- Fat Bill
- Old Faithful
- The Little Engine That Could
- Thumper
- The Boss
- Mini Me
Here's "The Absolute Bottom 50 Penis Nicknames," though it's pretty corny. My favorites from this list are "Pennis the Menace" and "Chief of Staff." This site has some amusing pictures. And that's all I'm going to supply you with for penis sites -- I'm sure you can find others on your own. :)
Listen to Bloodhound Gang's Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F.U.C.K.) for plenty of nicknames for both.
Personally, I like to call it the Legend.