"Can't We Just This Once Enjoy
a Nice Meal Like Normal People?"
"Can't we just this once enjoy a nice meal like normal people?" CHOKE's Brad William Henke asks Sam Rockwell's Victor Mancini in disgust.
"No," says Victor as he stuffs what appears to be a large chunk of roast beef in his mouth -- in preparation for his (phony) choking routine in the restaurant where they're eating.
So that got us thinking...
What are your favorite foods to use during sex?
And what foods do you recommend? Or recommend AGAINST? (Infections seem a recurring theme regarding some edibles...) Is there anything you'd like to try but you haven't yet gotten the guts? Or, rather, the appetite?
Here are other people's answers...
Which we gleaned from the Internets... Quotes remain anon!
- Chocolate syrup ("A little dip for the fellas is good. But do NOT dip yourself in bubbling hot fudge.")
- Whipped cream
- Sorbet ("Her reaction to the cold was awesome...")
- Honey ("Drizzle some honey on his you-know-what...")
- Caramel ("Sticky and messy tho.")
- Strawberry shortcake ("...with extra strawberry sauce and whipped cream, then added to that chocolate syrup and chocolate pudding... Messy and sticky, but tasty to say the least!")
- Cheese fondue ("It kinda burned though...")
- Dorritos ("Don't ask, it was in middle school.")
- Nutella ("Though for the curious, it doesn't easily lick off.")
- Olive oil
- Yogurt
- Tiramasu
- Red wine
- Dom Perignon ("Poured a bottle of Dom Perignon all over wifey's back and licked what I could off... Mmm.")
- Cherries ("For a friend's wedding present I gave them a jar of cherries, some whipped cream and a box of condoms. She said it was a fun gift.")
- Ice ("Duh.")
Many Spaming.. goo!!!!