"Can't We Just This Once Enjoy
a Nice Meal Like Normal People?"

"Can't we just this once enjoy a nice meal like normal people?" CHOKE's Brad William Henke asks Sam Rockwell's Victor Mancini in disgust.

"No," says Victor as he stuffs what appears to be a large chunk of roast beef in his mouth -- in preparation for his (phony) choking routine in the restaurant where they're eating.

So that got us thinking...

 

What are your favorite foods to use during sex?

And what foods do you recommend? Or recommend AGAINST? (Infections seem a recurring theme regarding some edibles...) Is there anything you'd like to try but you haven't yet gotten the guts? Or, rather, the appetite?

Here are other people's answers...

Which we gleaned from the Internets... Quotes remain anon!

  • Chocolate syrup ("A little dip for the fellas is good. But do NOT dip yourself in bubbling hot fudge.")
  • Whipped cream
  • Sorbet ("Her reaction to the cold was awesome...")
  • Honey ("Drizzle some honey on his you-know-what...")
  • Caramel ("Sticky and messy tho.")
  • Strawberry shortcake ("...with extra strawberry sauce and whipped cream, then added to that chocolate syrup and chocolate pudding... Messy and sticky, but tasty to say the least!")
  • Cheese fondue ("It kinda burned though...")
  • Dorritos ("Don't ask, it was in middle school.")
  • Nutella ("Though for the curious, it doesn't easily lick off.")
  • Olive oil
  • Yogurt
  • Tiramasu 
  • Red wine
  • Dom Perignon ("Poured a bottle of Dom Perignon all over wifey's back and licked what I could off...  Mmm.")
  • Cherries ("For a friend's wedding present I gave them a jar of cherries, some whipped cream and a box of condoms. She said it was a fun gift.")
  • Ice ("Duh.")

Now It's Your Turn...
Post In the Comments Box Below!

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I am surprised that nobody said "chestnuts" to make a connection to the book... Ouch!

i want to personally thank all the obese people for posting comments and ideas onto this, i know its hard for you guys to give up time you could be doing something constructive, to instead post blogs about food sex....(two of your favorite things)

Maple syrup: Sweet! Get it all tho, cause it turns to rock candy if you let it dry (just like SAND.

Whipped cream crevice sundae is the best...

Marshmallow creme

I have a thing for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Bibendum (The Michelin Man).

sex oil and a wet wet mouth

Strawberries
are an extremely sensual fruit and can be a lot of fun

Fruit roll-ups!
I wrapped one around my dude, and she went to town.

That's a good idea; I have to try that one. I <3 fruit roll-ups.

Gummy Bears can have grand adventures

Dipped it in guacamole, then she licked it clean.

Ripe raspberries to be placed inside her opening, then try to eat them makes for a wonderful experience. Try it; you'll like it.

tootsie roll pop...get to the center! ;-)

popsicles!

hmm..someone I knew had a pasta fantasy...anyway, I want a man to smother me with mango- that would be a good time

Good Evening EggPlant (Extra Purple)
Poor Penetrating Pickle (Extra Pimply)
Curious Cat Food (To enhance that processed Tuna Flavor)
Enjoy

Are knives a food?

Just kidding, Fig Newtons. They're like an orgy in your mouth.

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"I just want her to blow me while I smash her in the head with a tire iron."

i can't believe no one said CAULIFLOWER!
i mean it's obviously a sexual vegetable

beer

Barbecue Sauce

can't believe nobody said Jell-o! or pudding.

water

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