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WAITRESS: Name Your Own Life-Inspired Pie!

In WAITRESS, Keri Russell's character Jenna names her pies according to her dilemmas: "I Hate My Husband Pie," "I Can't Handle an Affair Because It's Wrong & I Don't Want Earl to Kill Me Pie" -- and many more!

So in that vein we asked Fox Searchlight employees the following: What would you name YOUR pie?

Their answers are below.

What would you name YOUR pie?

"I'd Rather Poke My Eyes Out With a Pencil Than Baby-Sit Another Celebrity Pie."
"Armenian Trapped In a Russian Body Pie."
"Perpetually Sleep-Deprived From Working Full-Time And Finishing My 2nd Masters' Degree at the Same Time Pie." (Topped with marshmallows.)
"Why In The Hell Hasn't Tom Selleck Come to His Senses Pie."
"Punch Me In the Face I'm Lonely Pie." (Hold the nuts.)
“Shoot Me Before I’m 65 Pie.”
"How Do I Finish All This Work Before Friday Night Pie."
"I Need to Stop Caring So Much About Sports Pie."
"I Want to Sleep In But Can't 'Cause My 3-Year-Old Wakes Up Every Damn
Day at 6AM Pie"
“I Wish I Could Turn Back Time Pie"
"I Wish Dessert Wasn't Fattening Because I'm Bustin' Out of My Pants Pie."
"If I Subscribe to a Porn Site With My Credit Card Does It Show Up On My Credit Report Pie."
"I Wish I Could Eat This Whole Thing Without Worrying About Calories Pie."
“Single Guy, 3 Cats, Lots of Explaining to Do Pie”
"I Need to Go On a Diet After I Eat This Pie Pie"
"Red Wine Pie, Hold the Pie."
"I Hate Pie Pie."
"Impersonations Performed Using Vocal Gymnastics Pie"
"Dirty Hippie Bathes, Shaves And Puts On a Dress for Work Pie"

And finally, dear reader, what would you name YOUR pie? Share your thoughts with us in the comments box below!

Why do I always want what I

Why do I always want what I cannot have pie?

I can never find my keys

I can never find my keys pie.

i wish my friend boy would

i wish my friend boy would stop confusing me pie

boys annoy me pie

numb pie

i wish i wasnt haven a baby pie

musical love pie

p.s.i love you pie

dear baby pie

p.s love the movie waitress

My husband is a pig pie

My husband is a pig pie

Love is the most painful

Love is the most painful experience of my life pie

He cheated and I could care

He cheated and I could care less pie

Loving him, when he loves her SUCKS pie

Not loving at all pie

Wanna love someone else pie

Love is confusing me pie

Wanna new man pie

it was professor plum in the

it was professor plum in the study with the candlestick pie

r.i.p. Aaron pie

r.i.p. Aaron pie

PS...the "Some people are

PS...the "Some people are really stupid pie", has salt in it.

Some people are really

Some people are really stupid pie!~

Have to give him credit, he

Have to give him credit, he has been a stupid pie ;)
Now if he could only share his credit cards with us!

I hate our government for

I hate our government for the war in iraq pie

mean people suck pie

mean people suck pie

I want a louis vuitton purse

I want a louis vuitton purse pie...really bad

My mother is a pain in the

My mother is a pain in the ass pie

I HATE HIS FAMILY PIE!

I HATE HIS FAMILY PIE!

I hate my husband pie (for

I hate my husband pie (for real) !

I wish my husband had not

I wish my husband had not thought of cheating on me pie. (Now I can't trust him and I think we are over.)

I Wish My Damn Computer

I Wish My Damn Computer Wouldn't Erase All My Brilliant Pie Ideas Pie

i really like this girl but

i really like this girl but i can't tell her pie (with 3 and a half pints of ben and jerrys ice cream on top)

I wish it was more than just

I wish it was more than just an unlikely fantasy pie.

I'm not in love with him

I'm not in love with him anymore pie.

A Moment On The Lips a

A Moment On The Lips a Lifetime On The Hips Pie

The Probably Should Have

The Probably Should Have Just Bought a Pie Pie

I love my dogs but not my

I love my dogs but not my husband pie.

I wish I could run away from

I wish I could run away from my life pie.

So do I. My mother wished

So do I. My mother wished the same and told me so as a child. Now I understand.

I dont want to sleep in the

I dont want to sleep in the same bed everynight with you anymore pie.

"I Want to Have Nathan

"I Want to Have Nathan Fillion's Babies' pie.

~Meg~

Seconded Pie.

"I Wish I Could Wake Up From

"I Wish I Could Wake Up From This Nightmare Pie"

I THINK I LOVE MY WIFE

I THINK I LOVE MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME I HAD NO CHOCE TO DO OTHERWISE

I think I love my wife

I think I love my wife because she gives me hope. She is so wise. She appeared in a dream and woke up beside me. She heals my mind. I trust her. We grew up together. She taught me so much about love and friendship. I think I love my wife and I need to be with her now. I do love my wife.

"I want to have my cake and

"I want to have my cake and eat it too pie"

I want to have my cake and

I want to have my cake and share it with you peice by piece, as the candlelight warmly paints the room, brighter each year.

This is such a fun idea! My

This is such a fun idea! My sister and I saw "Waitress" at Sundance and LOVED it! We have been naming our pies ever since, and having such fun with it.

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