There was this one time:

Where I pretended I was pedo-bear and she was an 11-year-old 5th Grade valedictorian on her first slumber party with her friends.

It's important that she talk like a little kid, and The Jonas Brothers must be playing in the back ground at all times. Either that or Miley Cyrus.

The safety word is Mudkipz.

Also: This scenario gets the award for being the most clever, add to that the whole 'Stranger than Fiction" angle.

"IRS agent and tax-evading business owner (of a massage facility)"

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