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There was this one time:
Where I pretended I was pedo-bear and she was an 11-year-old 5th Grade valedictorian on her first slumber party with her friends.
It's important that she talk like a little kid, and The Jonas Brothers must be playing in the back ground at all times. Either that or Miley Cyrus.
The safety word is Mudkipz.
Also: This scenario gets the award for being the most clever, add to that the whole 'Stranger than Fiction" angle.
"IRS agent and tax-evading business owner (of a massage facility)"