She made me pretend to be dead, she pressed peach halves to my nipples and punched me in the thigh when I giggled because it tickled. Lots of ice water to make my lips cold and blue, she made me wonder what she's really like when I'm not around. She works in a daycare. She said she was interested in anal, then stuck something in MY ass. Apparently it wasn't any good for her either. Dead bodies shouldn't complain out loud unless I can make it sound like a death rattle, that'd be fucking hot she stated very clearly. She has the best orgasm I've ever tasted.

Welcome to my Friday night.