Ode to Mashed Potatoes

O mashed potatoes
you are my life
I love you more
than my own wife
you never yell or nag or fuss
or say I reek of barn
way to much
I love you potatoes
and dare I say
I hope to marry you one day
so be careful my dear friends
because tomorrow could be the end
if a hungry human walks by
I hope you will not see me cry
and if tomorrow is the end...
you'll always show up in a white porcelain container again!

POTATOES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!